Short Cut Experts Prints

This is the shortcut!

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I think we could work very well together."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Visiting 'friends'.

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'You and your shortcuts.'

"It goes so much faster with this."

A man irons one of his pant legs.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"

'Don't be discouraged. Do it over. Monitor the results for three months. Then, to be sure, do it again for another three months. Record your findings. Write your paper.'

"We can drastically reduce our costs for the upcoming ethics workshop if I attend by myself and wear a wire."

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Man Walking on a Maze's Walls.

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'Helen! Have you seen my t-square?'