Slice Expert Prints

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

Tension filled the tent.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Pizza Fencing

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

This is the shortcut!

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Kenwood Park

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

'Try wetting the thread.'

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'Just cut it fiveways,please - He'll never manage to eat eight slices!'