Slice Surveyor Prints

Tension filled the tent.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

When Engineers Crack.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

Surveys and economic interests

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"