Shopping Scenario Enthusiast Pillows

Fine Glassware. You break it, you buy it. It says "No dogs allowed."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!