Shopping Analyst T-Shirts

People counting each others shopping at 12 items of fewer checkout.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Only One Item or Fewer.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Everything's gone up."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."