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"Check it out! It's the latest advance in pimple cover-up technology! And it only costs $1.99!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lesser known greek gods,

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Hair spray"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Botox.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'Medium well, please.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Joan Collins

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Week three, things started to get ugly.

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

"Have you ever been young before?"

"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'