Shopper At Heart T-Shirts

Directions.

'SHOP!!!'

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."