
Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.
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Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.
"I shop, therefore I am."
"Where can I find the lefts?"
Customer Convention
'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'
"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."
"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"
"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."
Shop assistant falling in love with a customer
Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.
Trying on boots
"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."
"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"
"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
I brake for all 50 off Sales.
Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop
"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."
Patience Tested While You Wait.
"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
'SHOP!!!'
Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.
Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'
Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!
"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."
'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.
"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"
'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'
"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"
Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.
"Do you sell 'food'?"
Directions.
"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."
'...Sodium phosphate, di-glycerides, BHT. Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that eating is dangerous to your health.'
'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'
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