Shopaholic Runner Pillows

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'