Shopaholic Runner Gifts

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

New Shoes.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Kensington Fluffies

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Unusual Offers

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."