Shoelace Lover Pillows

"Entanglement meets string theory."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Taming of the Ewe

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

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Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

No Swimming Allowed

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

The Wedge Shoe at Work

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.