Soliloquy Lover Pillows

"Interior monologue..." "No one listening..."

Too much drama!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jerry Lordan

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'