Soliloquy Admirer Pillows

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Love

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Sharp Eyes

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"Nemesisyphus"

The men of your dreams

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"We have ways of making you talk."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Vote For Me!

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

"Oy vey"

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

"He's a very subtle whistle-blower. He uses wind chimes."

"Interior monologue..." "No one listening..."

Help Wanted: One Man Band.

Beef Encounter.

"Sounds like termites."

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

A mime artist pretending to hand over some money to a panhandler.

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.