Shoelace Lover Prints

"Entanglement meets string theory."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

A women in a shoeshop.

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

No Swimming Allowed

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

We stock ALL sizes...

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

The Taming of the Ewe

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.