Shoelace Innovator Prints

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Summer Sledding

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Entanglement meets string theory."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Chiropractic concerns

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

The latest fall fashion trends

Unusual Washing Line

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

Runner with a kick-starter.

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

"Honey, those shoes are terrific!" "...That should get me through the week."

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

Games Store Snow Shoes.

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

'So, Mister Hamer, you want 500,000 pounds for a 2% share of your revolutionary new port-a-loo business!'

'No lease, no rates, no rising damp, no neighbours. I married a genius!'

Attempting to catch a flying fish.

Shoelaces

"Can't you hang your wash somewhere else?"

'I know he's unorthodox but he's a brilliant bowls player.'