Shoe Surprise Seeker Pillows

A man holding fishing rod with a shoe attached

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

The star hunters

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Your mascara is running."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Tree Squirrel

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Dog got your clog?'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Woah - random!"

Children's questions

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

'Special Delivery!'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'