Shoe Surprise Seeker Prints

A man holding fishing rod with a shoe attached

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

The star hunters

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Children's questions

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Woah - random!"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'Dog got your clog?'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."