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The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

I love Basketball.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'Dog got your clog?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

Athletic Darwinism.

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

One Man Band

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'I can't dunk.'

Land Sale

Two boys having a water fight.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

'Your feet are killing me!'

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."