Shoe Collection T-Shirts

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'This is an eco-friendly Italian shoe. If you don't like it anymore, you can eat it with pasta sauce.'

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

"Really? Nothing has died in there? How do you explain the smell then?"

Young Dr. Scholl

"Of course I need shoes! You clearly will never understand women!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

The Missing Sock Returns

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'