Shock Value Lover Gifts

Meet the Artist

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Stun-gun target practice.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Damien Hirst

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"It's important to be authentic"

'I did all my facelifts myself!'

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

Changing Rooms Uncut

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Jesus saves.

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'

Handcuffs: Steal one pair, get the second pair free!

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

Laid off? Make the most of what you've got and tap all resources.

Today, a look at a new activity that combines the thrills of extreme sports with a collective amnesia about the market crashes: Xtreme Investing. Wall Street new, helmet, calculator, turf cleats. Check, check, check and check. I'm going for a high degree of difficulty. I'm buying stock in a company I don't know anything about just 'cause I like the name. Tap. I just lost $500. Dude, that was awesome! Totally. Now I flee from my creditors. Next week: Xtreme Napping.

'Isn't it great. It's made from that certain part of the male body.'

Puppetry of the Penis

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."