Shock Value Lover Mugs

Meet the Artist

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Stun-gun target practice.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

'I did all my facelifts myself!'

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Jesus saves.

Changing Rooms Uncut

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

Handcuffs: Steal one pair, get the second pair free!

Puppetry of the Penis

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

'Isn't it great. It's made from that certain part of the male body.'

Laid off? Make the most of what you've got and tap all resources.

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."