Shirt Color Debater T-Shirts

'I'm not color-blind!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

Wet Paint

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Chugger

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

Wine and Stripes

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

"This is not what we consider 'smart casual'."

'Very profound, sir - let's immortalize it on a t-shirt'

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

"Harris looks confident he's going to win..."