Shirt Color Debater Pillows

'I'm not color-blind!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

Wet Paint

"Dress code?"

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Who the heck is Tom Selleck?'

Most folks just go with the white.

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Chugger

You are here.

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

'Dress code?'

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

'Very profound, sir - let's immortalize it on a t-shirt'

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

Wine and Stripes

Bob, come settle an argument - Is this a black hole or a dark blue hole?

"This is not what we consider 'smart casual'."

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.