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'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Bear at a vending machine

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Ginger Breadman

"Daddy will be home shortly. He's doing a little moonlighting."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Ballet

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Sugar production

Gay Pride.

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

'I know they're hyper. They're just full of sugar.'

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.