Shipwrecked Sugar Fans T-Shirts

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Bear at a vending machine

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Ginger Breadman

Ballet

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Gay Pride.

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

Sugar production

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

'I know they're hyper. They're just full of sugar.'