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'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Art of Surviving

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

External Revenue Service

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'