Shipwreck Mugs

'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Art of Surviving

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

That Sinking Feeling

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."