Shipwreck Seer T-Shirts

Beware of High Tide

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

A man with a rake on a desert island

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A self-filling prophecy.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

"I'll be right back."

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'