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Beware of High Tide

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

A man with a rake on a desert island

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Desert Island Bagpipes

"I'll be right back."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'