Ships Surgeon Gifts

Pirate Doctor

Someone who knows apostrophes

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

On board the MS Hepatology

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

The shakedown escalates.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

A Chef Never Rests

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

Book surgery.

"What's for dinner cook?"

"A white whale took my leg, but I lost my eye to the ship's cook and a frozen fish finger!"

"Six beers for the transplant surgeons, please!"

Needlework for beginners.

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

Cook medal.

Surgeon sewing tips.

'I was the Ships Doctor, Miss - Have you had an examination lately?'

Your donor is in the Fridge

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

"What organs have you got on offer?"