Ship Naming Ceremony Pillows

Launching a Ship.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Which one is named after me?'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Employee of the Month

Naming that Impala

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Man painting MOM on boat

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Changing house name.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Onandonodon

'He needs a domain name.'