Ship Naming Ceremony T-Shirts

Launching a Ship.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Which one is named after me?'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Employee of the Month

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Naming that Impala

Man painting MOM on boat

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'

'He needs a domain name.'