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'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Joe Biden

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Pirates

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Oceanographer

Landlubbers ONLY!

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

An Eyeliner.

Submarine Attacks

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Spin the turtle.

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'