Christian Celebrations Fan T-Shirts

Easter Bell

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

Irish plasterer working on a church

Happy Burn's Night!

"Not chocolate again!"

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

Singing from same hymn sheet

'Wow. What a party animal!'

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

Second Wedding Cake

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Profiling.

Away in a manger