"I want to know if you have nightcare. I work graveyard."
Shift Swiper T-Shirts
Show off your unique schedule with a t-shirt that humorously celebrates shift work. Great for those who thrive outside the typical 9-5 lifestyle.
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
"Textin’"
Turtle Hat
Menu Dating
"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."
"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."
How would Madam like to pay?
The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.
'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'
Free Little Library
"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."
"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."
"Hey—no cheating!"
Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.
'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'
Snowman outside library.
"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"
"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."
Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.
Big smart phone and small tablet.
"All the wrong people are right."
A woman with a laptop
We're looking for a few greedy people.
'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'
'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'
Mobiles and Procrastination
"You can't put that phone down, can you?"
"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."
'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'
"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."
"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."
Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!
Look up from your phone!
"Is everything alright? You've barely looked at your phone..."
Shift Swiper T-Shirts Collection
Shift Swiper Mugs
Explore our range of shift swipers' mugs and find the perfect funny or inspiring cup for their daily grind.
Shift Swiper Pillows
Comfort meets humor with our shift worker pillows—ideal for resting after those late or early shifts.
Shift Swiper Prints
Decorate their space with artistic prints that salute the hardworking shift swipers—brighten their day and their walls.