Sherwood Shooter Gifts

Archery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"I'm using a silencer!"

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'