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While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

Ugly sisters

Argonauts and football

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

'Congratulations Mary.'

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"Great invention, but it does make you a bit of a rubbish shepherd."

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"