Shepherd's Sense Of Humor Pillows

'You're wicked'

Honest Vending

Sheep Ledger

Phoenix

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Barman In Love.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Caterpillars in love

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Valentines Day Cats

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

Valentines

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Kissing Hands

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

"You are taking the responsibility as an elder to shepherd the flock a little too serious."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

A heart flies out during an operation.

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'