Shepherd's Sense Of Humor Mugs

'You're wicked'

Honest Vending

Sheep Ledger

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Phoenix

Barman In Love.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

Caterpillars in love

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

Valentines Day Cats

Valentines

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Kissing Hands

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"You are taking the responsibility as an elder to shepherd the flock a little too serious."

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

A heart flies out during an operation.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."