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Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"Foster failure"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Electric Blanket.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Thinking "Inside the Box."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Early House Hunting.

Frigid Cold

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Cattery and kennels

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

"It's a three dog night, Mother."

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Surgical Appliance Factory

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Keeping warm

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Santa Claus