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Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Heading off with a packed bag

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Pull the udder one

"Any references?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Dog House and Man Den.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"It's a hard life!"

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

"I wish sometimes that we'd never domesticated the damn things."

The old woman who lives in a shoe meets a friends who says: 'My new home is built on a flood plain ??" but thankfully it's a welly.'

The Maltings

Anchor holding house 'Damp, what damp?'

"The missus ran off with my best mate, stole my dog and burnt down my shed... God I miss that shed!"

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."