Shaving Expert T-Shirts

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Drunk Barber

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

My Life in Beards.

Facial hair continental drift.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

Safari man shearing lions mane.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Barber of Seville

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."