Shaving Expert Mugs

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Drunk Barber

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Facial hair continental drift.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Barber of Seville

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Safari man shearing lions mane.

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."