Sharp-tongued Sage Pillows

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

Having a senior moment

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"It says we're incompatible, I'm Virgo and you're stupid."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'I'd sooner be dead than be buried here...'

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Liv Ullmann

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