Sweet-toothed Sage Pillows

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Saguaro Cacti.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Country & High Brow.

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

Festistive Devices

'Which side of this cake is the left side?'

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

"You can have the cherry - I'm on a diet."

'Now you have that invisible fence you've been wanting.'