"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."
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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Like Minded
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
And now, for a rebuttal.
Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions
"Woo-hoo!"
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt
"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."
'My opponent hates cats.'
The last word.
Approved Debate Questions
Global warming debate.
If You Can't Beat Them
Debate Club Note
Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.
"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."
The partisan cafe
Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.
Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.
"Not many of you may agree with me..."
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