Environmental Debater Pillows

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Snowmen in denial

"Look, I'm no scientist, and I may not know what 'consensus' means, but I think we should all start eating coal."

"Global warming, in my opinion, is the last refuge of an environmentalist."

"Woo-hoo!"

The Global War Against Global Warming

To Be a Republican

Emission Accomplished

'I find them ineffective myself.'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

God creating creationism.