Shared Pet Supporter Gifts

Part-Time Pets

Support group for sheep.

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

A cow ventriloquist.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"He's a rescue."

'My opponent hates cats.'

Guide Dogs

Proud Mum.

Best in Heat.

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

So...who is your provider ?

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Piss Bull