Shampoo Gifts

Frankenstein goes to get head and shoulders,

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Rutger Shower

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Vanity artist

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Bathing.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Bathing and Showering.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Center parting please."

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."