Shame-free Reader Pillows

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

"I'm still pre-literate."

'It's baseball season!'

'A is for Arse.'

Examination.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Speed reader...?"

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

"You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you?...."

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

"While we wait for the jury to deliberate, I thought you could use a little light reading."

"Yes, I tried tapping on the glass."

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

"So now you're reading a book?"

Meet the Plagiarist.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

Introverts' Heaven

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

Girl and book

If I knew how to read this, it would probably make me gag...