Shame-free Reader Pillows

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

'It's baseball season!'

'A is for Arse.'

Examination.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Speed reader...?"

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Man reading in lamp

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

"You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you?...."

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

"Yes, I tried tapping on the glass."

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

"So now you're reading a book?"

Introverts' Heaven

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

Meet the Plagiarist.

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

If I knew how to read this, it would probably make me gag...

Girl and book