Fake Reader Pillows

"So now you're reading a book?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Speed reader...?"

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Quite literary.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

Returning to reading

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'