Shade Workshop Sage Mugs

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Sunbathers.

Career Choices

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Between Offices

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Music producers.

Elusive Shadow.

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Customers Wanted

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"How come you have your name on your desk, and I get my name on my chest?"

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

hand sanitizer and hand santa-tizer

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

'Always remember that the most competent person is the person who can hide his incompetence best.'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'